13 hours ago on May 31, 2012 at 03:38am
“When I bring the Nets, I’m the black Branch Rickey.”
3 days ago on May 28, 2012 at 07:17am
1 week ago on May 22, 2012 at 09:49am
1 week ago on May 21, 2012 at 04:15am
1 week ago on May 21, 2012 at 04:15am
Mic Check
- Kid: Dude, apparently Eastern European dudes have small dicks. So we can be laughin' with all the smuts over there who would worship the ground we walk on. Or at least the ground our dicks walk on.
- me: *the ground our dicks are dragged on.
- Kid: Ha!
- me: So we go to Europe, get off the plane, and then what? Do we yell out "THE BIG DICKS HAVE ARRIVED!" as sexually unsatisfied Czech bitches lurk around baggage claim with lust in their eyes?
- Kid: I heard Czech is impossible to learn, though...
1 month ago on April 29, 2012 at 01:39am




